Become Queen of all the goats
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Run naked on the football field
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Give Big Foot some shoes
Find the shady merchant
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Run on the beach in slow motion
Get flung out of the map
Start the Alien invasion
Enter the super secret container rave
Lick the croissant
Find the perfectly round boulder
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Find the trainstation
Sit through the entire yoga session
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Find That clown
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Find the secret garage
Become an Egg
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Buy the Gators shoes
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Sit through the intro
Complete all Instincts
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Jump off all Ramps
Find all movie tapes
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
You touched the servers
Find all Trinkets
Unlock all the achievements