Become Queen of all the goats
Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlock the Capra Erectus
Run naked on the football field
Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur
Give Big Foot some shoes
Find the shady merchant
Interact with the shrunken shrink house
Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!
Run on the beach in slow motion
Get flung out of the map
Start the Alien invasion
Enter the super secret container rave
Lick the croissant
Find the perfectly round boulder
Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Find the trainstation
Sit through the entire yoga session
Lick a banana as an Abominana
Find That clown
Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Find the secret garage
Become an Egg
Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down
Buy the Gators shoes
Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Sit through the intro
Complete all Instincts
Redecorate the entire Goat Castle
Jump off all Ramps
Find all movie tapes
Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
You touched the servers
Find all Trinkets
Unlock all the achievements
Find all Broken Relics
Take a ride on Charons boat
Find the Deep Stone
Sit through the whole history documentary
Experience the entire Black Meze tour
Find the Kidney Stone
Find the Knowledge Stone
Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy
Find the Space Stone
Find all Multiverse Trinkets
Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor
Lick the flying train
What a cop-out
Open the Vault
Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town
Find all Baadlands Trinkets
Find all Golden Wheels
Complete all Baadlands Instincts
Complete all Hooferdome Courses
Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle
Make a pineapple pizza
Drive a compacted vehicle